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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

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What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Joke’s on you. They’ll outlive us all

  • Dearth@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She’d carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.

    • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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      8 hours ago

      That’s terrifying

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    I’m ootl, someone explain for me

    • clanker_victim_555@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      She makes bland music for basic bitches.

      • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 hours ago

        Ah ok, nothing too complicated then I guess. Although, I must admit, I do have Taylor Swift in my music genre rotations

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    13 hours ago

    Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14 hours ago

    I’m out of the loop.

    Swifties are Mike Pence white? Are they Mike Pence xenophobic?

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I haven’t heard a single Taylor Swift song, so I have no idea what this is. Ice cream and rice?

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      15 hours ago

      I think this is unseasoned boiled chicken breast

  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    chicken so white it invented credit scores

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Catty incel energy.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      18 hours ago

      Too spicey

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        12 hours ago

        Mayo isn’t spicy! Spicy mayo is spicy.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        16 hours ago

        I need something to cut down the heat of the boiled chicken

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    deleted by creator

  • Malica@lemmy.zip
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    19 hours ago

    I hope that’s ai because ew

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Probably AI but I would rather have someone go through the trouble of making a pot of rice and either boiling or microwaving 4 whole chicken breasts just for a meme than for that person to bring more slop into the world.

  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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    19 hours ago

    Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      15 hours ago

      Have a friend that’s into fitness (it’s his profession basically). He buys a 10 pack of chicken breasts and just cooks a breast for every meal.

  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    20 hours ago

    that’s what my dog eats, easy on her stomach. She doesn’t care much for TS tho

    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Is this like rice with Greek yogurt on top or WTF mate?

  • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Car Dinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ Chike

    • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip
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      21 hours ago

      I really liked his new album, what’d you think?

      • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.

        • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip
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          12 hours ago

          Hell yeah, hope he’s good live. Have fun 🤘

  • BaraCoded@literature.cafe
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    21 hours ago

    [Crying in French, full mental breakdown]

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      20 hours ago

      Still like wiping your ass with silk :)

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