G for “Gnat” is bad. It should be something that could be a “G” sound or something else.
Like “G” for “Geoffrey”.
Several are like that. S-Sea, D-Double U, T-Tsunami
They can have Mancy from me when they pry it from my cold dad hands.
I don’t know why, but I burst out laughing at “Queue”
P should be Pterodactyl.
Or Pneumonia so it’s close to mnemonic.
Pneu- (prefix)
And then use new and gnu.
This …is not the NATO alphabet and I also don’t get the joke, aside from the Archer references.
What gives?
They are as bad as possible.
Y = you, or is that U? Sorry please repeat.
F as in four, what? 4?Thanks, I should have paid closer attention. In my defense, I’d only had one coffee.
I got you fam. I had 3 down already.
It’s also really thrown off by a couple of them being normal or at least reasonable, like B - Bravo. In a way a liked, at least.
Whoever did this deserves to burn in hell.
I curse you!
I curse you with balls-fall-off disease, and lupis.
And not the one with the wolves…
And here I thought this was the phonetic alphabet… you know where all sounds have a phoneme.

Queue is my favorite. lol
Cue is my favourite too!
I as in LAN is my favourite
“G as in Gif” would have been much more evil.
I like it. G as in gif, J as in Jif
Petersonian?!
Almost crying trying to explain why it’s more convenient to pronounce GIF with a hard G, while people pronounce it with J, and how it makes it easy to confuse with the JIF format
makes it easy to confuse with the JIF format
Or worse, the peanut butter.

I’m aware of .jif, I was just making a dumb joke.
Mancy Nancy and Oancy are upset at being omitted
This is giving me an aneurysm…
Should have made N ‘night’ just to really fuck with K.
And I as in Isle
- A as in Aight
- B as in Bye
- C as in Cite
- D as in Deign
- E as in Eight
- F as in Foto
- G as Ghee
- H as in Hale
- I as in Ire
- J as Jose
- K as in Kneel
- L as in Llama
- M as in Mow
- N as in Nigh
- O as in Ohm
- P as Phone
- Q as Quoin
- R as in Row
- S as in Site
- T as in Thine
- U as in Ute
- V as View
- W as in Woo
- X as in Xerxes
- Y as in Yow
- Z as in Zillow
I gave my nephew a book “p is for pterodactyl, the worst alphabet book ever” I think the adults liked it more than he did
Here is a similar song https://youtu.be/nQLv7zrJk9U
The banter at the end is fucking hilarious
Their whole “kids” album is great








