lol i like how we pretend there’s no linux viruses.
Relevant:
XKCD 1200
this is why6 I use LibreWolf set to clear all cookies & history + a password manager :p
If they can take my unlocked device by force, they can probably also break my fingers to coerce me to unlock it See also: https://xkcd.com/538/
Randall is right in pointing out you need to consider your attack vectors, but this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take reasonable precautions
Most people are more likely to run into the type of attack OP references than someone who can break LUKS encryption stealing their device
Stop with this stupid meme, it was false when it started and it is much more false now.
Linux has plenty of viruses, windows viruses are still functional under wine, and there are still the entire phishing and scam world.
thanks for the clarify
I have yet to see a “virus” in the traditional sense targeting Linux.
I think malware has shifted significantly now that systems are designed with security in mind (both Windows and Linux)
in the traditional sense
what does that mean to you, ill send you one.
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Tell that to the monero miner I had to nuke when I took over one of my clients’ legacy systems. Thing was a literal hydra, detonation was the only option. Was on CentOS 5, but it was written to be POSIX compliant.
“Linux doesn’t have viruses”
Just because you haven’t found any doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Most people using Linux probably wouldn’t be getting viruses on Windows either.
Once ‘free Microsoft office linux’ is a common web search result the incidence of viruses will probably go up a lot.
Most people using Linux probably wouldn’t be getting viruses on Windows either.
what do you mean, there’s no zero click zero-days? how did we get paid all that money than?
Configuring WINE prefix...Didn’t the wannacry payload (yes, that one) actually work through wine? I remember the running joke was “Heh, finally something works in wine”
Just so the virus doesn’t feel left out.
Virus after: -What is this place?
Also virus: This is not my house, this is not my beautiful wife
Also virus: ooh look! There’s the mythological
Z:\drive! Always wanted to explore one of these
Malicious packages exist yanno, even in software stores… Viruses should be the least of your worries
I’m so writing a virus to just
sudo rm -fr /*It’s
-rfand not the other way around you godless heathennice of you to remove the french language pack for them, makes for a lighter system!
Don’t forget
--no-preserve-rootI don’t think that applies since /* will just glob out to all the filenames in /
You’re right, I missed that
sudo: command not foundYou have no power here!
True chads use root account only without sudo installed
What does adding fur real do?
It’s for gen-alpha computers. Makes sure all them files are yeeted, no cap.
Sudo rm -fr —yt-nc
That’s a different command
Now that’s just mean
Why delete the French language? What French people did to you?
But in that scene…
Gandalf is a fkn trojan
