Honestly surprised that Wildberries can ship anything right now.

Fuck these guys. Fuck the attitude of money money money. The Internet and the WWW was built to share information.

Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.

Because the cost of memory is driving up device prices.

Probably just log files.

Black Mirror is real.

This is the correct comment.

You can still get the plastic revolver style.

Electronic spreadsheets were a gamechanger.

I fixed my mom’s mechanical typewriter when I was twelve, when I was fifteen I released a couple of issues of a punk fanzine that I typed up on my mom’s IBM electric typewriter. My mom was a secretary in the days of Madmen, she learned to use words processors and printers. But this woman would phone IT when her typewriter wasn’t working, in 3005 this was not my problem.

I worked at two of the biggest accounting firms in the world. You know, the kind that you read about in the news because they’re hiding rich people’s money. And yes, the older ones especially, are useless with computers. We had one secretary to a senior partner who insisted on having a typewriter.

You’re right, but they’re in the Epstein files together.

If this guy was a twelve year old girl, and Trump was a hundred years younger and in a boy band, this would be acceptable.

He didn’t deserve it, but he was certainly fine with it.

How are you supposed to launder it then?

Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

They left.

SCO vs Linux.

There’s a free app built into Android phones. It can detect seismic waves, which are different than say a truck driving by. These waves are automatically reported, and if enough of these reports are made Google sends out a warning. This is free and is still being developed, this headline sucks.

His feet are pointing the wrong way.