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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

How I wanna die

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How I wanna die

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    2 days ago

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    There are only two guaranteed paths to Valhalla: die during battle or die during sex.

    Any of us should be so lucky.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Doodles can’t have sex with noids tho.

  • sompreno@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    44821

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

  • IamMoonPie@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    My husband sent me this, but it had soapy titties instead.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      *tiddies

      • IamMoonPie@lemmy.world
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        But I like spelling it titties. The double T’s is preferable to double D’s imo.

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Fair enough.

  • pipe01@programming.dev
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    3 days ago

    Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting:

  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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    Alright I hate to be this guy but not enough to keep quiet.

    What show are these thighs from?

    • boegy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Takarada Rikka from the show SSSS.Gridman animated by studio TRIGGER in 2018

      • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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        This is a talent 🫡

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        Only just now seeing this reply somehow, thank you very much!

        *Oh man, and it’s studio TRIGGER!! I’m definitely gonna watch this!

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        Great thighs to die to.

    • xia@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      Unrelated, but how can I watch a comment for when answers arrive?

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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        2 days ago

        Someone answered

        https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/28497758

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        -(o.o)- Best way I know is to reply or bookmark it and use that as a reminder to come back and check on it.

        I don’t think “watching” or “subscribing” are possible without a custom script

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    It’s Lemmy so I feel compelled to ask… You want to die as Henry Cavill watching Kevin Costner get choked out by an anime chick?

    As Kevin Costner being choked out an anime chick while Henry Cavill watches?

    Or as an anime chick choking out Kevin Costner while Henry Cavill watches?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      I want to be the camera man

      • shads@leminal.space
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        Well of course you do. You little scamp.

    • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes

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        Yeah… I left the door open for that answer, should have realised someone would let themselves in.

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    3 days ago

    God that scene pissed me off. Superbutt could have just breathed out and altered the course just enough but nooooo. No one would have even noticed. What a dumbass. Too dumb to live.

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    The ol’ Xenia Onatopp

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      Onatopp?

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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      Xenia was an awakening for pubescent heho.

      The epitome of sexy.

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        Finnish Hymn!!

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      Young me was so… Intrigued but this scene.

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        And the yacht…

        And the bathhouse…

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