
There are only two guaranteed paths to Valhalla: die during battle or die during sex.
Any of us should be so lucky.
Doodles can’t have sex with noids tho.

My husband sent me this, but it had soapy titties instead.
*tiddies
But I like spelling it titties. The double T’s is preferable to double D’s imo.
Fair enough.
Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting:
Alright I hate to be this guy but not enough to keep quiet.
What show are these thighs from?
Takarada Rikka from the show SSSS.Gridman animated by studio TRIGGER in 2018

This is a talent 🫡
Only just now seeing this reply somehow, thank you very much!
*Oh man, and it’s studio TRIGGER!! I’m definitely gonna watch this!
Great thighs to die to.
Unrelated, but how can I watch a comment for when answers arrive?
Someone answered
-(o.o)- Best way I know is to reply or bookmark it and use that as a reminder to come back and check on it.
I don’t think “watching” or “subscribing” are possible without a custom script
It’s Lemmy so I feel compelled to ask… You want to die as Henry Cavill watching Kevin Costner get choked out by an anime chick?
As Kevin Costner being choked out an anime chick while Henry Cavill watches?
Or as an anime chick choking out Kevin Costner while Henry Cavill watches?

I want to be the camera man
Well of course you do. You little scamp.
Yes
Yeah… I left the door open for that answer, should have realised someone would let themselves in.
God that scene pissed me off. Superbutt could have just breathed out and altered the course just enough but nooooo. No one would have even noticed. What a dumbass. Too dumb to live.
The ol’ Xenia Onatopp

Onatopp?
Xenia was an awakening for pubescent heho.
The epitome of sexy.

Young me was so… Intrigued but this scene.
And the yacht…

And the bathhouse…














