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I was unfortunately assigned human at birth
Is that the real reason captain AHAB hated moby dick so much? Species envy?
Oh yes, I’m trans. Male-to-Cosmic-Horror.
Pre-op Cthulhu
This is like one degree away from shit that actually happened, at least in the multiversal Aperture shit.
I mean, if you wanted to be a Mantis Man…
Are they still taking applications?
God, I’ve never wanted to work for Aperture Science more than in this scenario.
Until you need to fight an army of mantis-people…
That’s going to be real easy with my razor sharp mantis claws and mantis like reflexes…
