Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoSeems legit 🤷🏻lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSeems legit 🤷🏻lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square15linkfedilink
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 hours agoYou can tell from secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, cubed ice, tropical punch flavor, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into his pitcher over and over again until you can’t breathe…
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 hours agoStupid sexy pitcher.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoFeels like I’m running out of kool-aid. OH NO! oh no! oh no!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 hours agoSir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.
You can tell from secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, cubed ice, tropical punch flavor, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into his pitcher over and over again until you can’t breathe…
Stupid sexy pitcher.
Feels like I’m running out of kool-aid. OH NO! oh no! oh no!
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.