BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoRoad ragelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1869arrow-down116
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minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 year agoAnd this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 year agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoSome people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
minus-squarehardcoreufo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThey’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoDamn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoGhost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it’s probably best to stay away.
And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.
They’ll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it’s probably best to stay away.
You mean Snow Crash right?