This comment thread restores my faith in humanity.
So many people proudly enjoying big veiny dicks on their tongue.
We should arrange a meetup.
But you’d just disappoint them…
Meanwhile, neurodivergent people who find the shoe tread texture on the bottom the best part of the whole thing, what? Can’t bestow pleasure on others? You deny us the opportunity to enjoy giving delightful, sensual pleasure, to someone with a four inch long veiny member? That’s charity work, fella. And you’d be lucky to have your girthless 4 inches on the receiving end.
What you meant to say is that only Windows Copilot users report memes. They’re beyond redemption, feeding a highly organized evil in our world.
Well now, looks like next time I’m eating a snickers (which I probably won’t, because fu USA big sugar) I’ll be reporting a meme.
I don’t report memes, does this mean I have to stop eating my Snickers this way?
As much as I like sucking dick, big ol’ veiny ones are kinda gross.
Why? What bad experience did you have with a big veined cock?
They just look gross and kinda orc-ish. 🤷♂️
Hard disagree.
Not even going there.
That’s where the chocolate is thickest - of course that’s the part going on my tongue!
I don’t report memes but I still eat snickers like this in case I ever need to suck a big dick.
You never know if you’d really like it if you don’t try it
If it’s attached to the right person, I’ll enjoy it.
Nothing wrong with enjoying veins, you prude.
So you like fish sticks
Did someone say fist dicks?
Hell yeah! I love the juicy feeling when they bust in my mouth.
The punchline is that enjoying giving blowjobs is a bad and embarrassing thing?
Giving BJ’s is a true talent. Had a GF who was so proud of herself because she studied hard and became an expert on sucking cock. She got to PHD level when she started swallowing with a smile
Sir this is a shitpost
Yeah, it’s a pretty shit post
It takes a real bastard to try and lower the amount of literal dick sucking happening in the world.
Yeah, we’d make an AI that optimizes the dick sucking in the world
Given the lack of the suitable anatomy, the AIs are going to struggle with helping with that …
Yeah, but optimizing paperclips is too cliché
Reported.
Reported for reporting (before I got here)
Holy shit a good Mickey post.
I don’t see the problem here. Eating sweets is oral masturbation anyway.
Ho I’m reporting this
How you doing?
