Mine was “Magic” by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.
Yikes, it wasn’t very glamorous for me, oh well
Thanks for the song recommendation, I found a banger with my date.
phrasing
From what I’m seeing, I think it was “I’ll Make Love To You” by Boyz II Men
Mull of Kintyre by Wings
My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.
A View to a Kill - Duran Duran
Lucky.
Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?
- Symbiotic
- Patriotic
- Spasmodic
- Rapscallions
- Pescatarian
- Octogenarians
- Scapegoats
- Landsharks
- Slimeballs
- Juggernaut
No, that’s why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.
I’ve already explained this like 5 times. Doesn’t anyone read comments?
the fucks a comment
Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”
raises hand Me, I am that autistic person. I once printed out all of the developers for Zelda - Breath of the Wild, and then printed out the shrine names, and then figured out which shrine was named for which developer.
The famous digit 10…
I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter, which was super annoying. I will edit it to phonetic zero now.
Geht it, autocorrect can be incredibly annoying when you can’t turn it of. Wouldn’t have wondered if someone evidently tiled it like this though.
Funkytown by Lipps Inc.
Looks like it’s “Sowing the Seeds of Love” by Tears for Fears, never heard of 'em.
spoiler
I love your tweet edit job OP
It never was a real tweet. All fake, top to bottom.
But I couldn’t figure out how to get people to think this was already a shitpost kind of thing without that. Just a screenshot of text? Boring.
Overheard by an LG TV
It was Blaze of Glory by Jon Bon Jovi
Karma Cameleon by Culture Club
Removed by mod
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
…yeah
As per MTV, it was My Heart Will Go On
Jack drowned so that you could live.
This is the funniest one! Your parents were totally fucking each other in the theatre.
Oooh, a Titanic Baby!
My first thought: “So your still in highschool.”
Looked up release date. “Fuck I am old.”
Mine was a Diana Ross Song I have never heard before.







