This is the new Apple wheel.
“Technology we made and perfected! The roundest wheel we’ve ever made. The most advanced rolling technology the world has ever seen.”
Is this for an office chair or luggage?
Yes.
just buy roller blade wheels
I did this and have no regrets. I just wish they had locking ones
Have you already forgot? 24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run
i mean, it’s giving me some ideas how to add functional suspension to my bike, but other than that
California here we come.
I can’t wait to go across the country in my office chair.
Make sure you wear your seatbelt for protection from the big suvs
A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?
A lake is also a surface.
The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.
Never buy luggage with anything less than 50000 tested wheel miles. You never know if it might fall out the back of a truck and get dragged several thousand miles to your destination.
Not to worry, I only drive kilometres not miles
Warranty voided.
Almost spit out my coffee reading this one, lmao.
I only buy luggage that’s been tested at mach 1.2 or higher. You know, in case it falls out the back of the plane. And safety factor.
You pay a little extra for it, but what’s money when peace of mind is at stake?
Its still little rectangles of printed paper and minted coinage.
that’s like, 500% wheelier than the industry leading wheel
This reminds me I need to buy different casters for my chair.
The current ones are very nice, but my floor is uneven enough I keep popping wheels off and having to push them back on.
I have some with rollerblade wheels in them, they roll smoothly even over tile.
Office chair wheels will find a way
Does it come with AI, tho?
The suitcase probably has a display and an app you need to run to unlock it.
And the spring glows, like in the picture, right? Right … ?
Well in the picture it shines, being made of metal and all (and being a rendering it looks extra shiny) , and since they have to paint it anyway for corrosion protection it may end up actually looking like that if they go with blue. In reality I kinda doubt they would choose blue, since black and transparent paint would give a more office approved look.
Only when orcs are near
And it shall be called “Sproing” and will glow when orcs are near, or when elven ears can detect the musical stylings of “Jump Around” by House of Pain
What about the Insane Clown Posse version?
office chair or suitcase?
Suitcase
Why not both?
