- None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis. - Hey, mind if I make a sandwich??? - Yes, I do. 
- Is meat back on the menu? 
- maybe he’s a duck celebrity - Then he gonna DIE because I don’t see any damn peas 
 
- And there’s so much variation too, this is demented. 
- Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf - Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray. - More of a thin batter than a dough, you say? Sounds like it’s bloody time for pancakes 
 
 
 
- Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot. - Happens to the best of us. - You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many. 
 
- Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen 
- For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy. 
- That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days! 
- Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug. - Next up is watermelons. - First though is lockpicks - Priorities! 
 
 
- The boyfriends just a big fat duck. 
- Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock. 
- Is that girls bf soldier from tf2? - “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!” 
 
- This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory 
- He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task. 
- Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”? 
- cuz’ this guy is the BOMB - Did you accidentally un-upvote your comment? - did it on purpose B) - Why - to be humble? i myself am very proud to be this humble - Oh 
 
 
 
 
 







