- Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot! - [To DA’s]: Hey you, get back here! 
 
- “Try not to break any laws on your way through the parking lot!” 
 - Noise, noise, noise, smoking weed… - Drinking beers beers beers - Rolling fatties, smokin blunts 
 
 
 
- I’m not even supposed to be in jail today! 
- Everytime I vote for you, I taste 34 other felony convictions!! 
- “Try not to suck any dick on the way through the prison yard.” 
- 34 > 45 now 
- Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay. - (Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.) - 1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.” - 2: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. - Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything - Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything." 





