I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
Eh, that’s overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.
I’m more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.
Also add a camera directed at the butthole to save water if it was poop or no. Also to show a progressbar of how things r going. Just make sure to stream the video unencrypted to the cloud.
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
You’re forgetting the cardinal rule of home automation. Everything must also work “normally” if HA were to go down.
Eh, that’s overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.
I’m more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.
I mean, sure, that’s neat and all but my toilet still needs an analog flusher.
Do you sometimes forget to flush?
It’s not forgetting, it’s the extra few seconds adding up. I’ve got important places to be!
Doing imortant business.
What about mercy flushes? Air freshener can be as bad or worst then the odor you are trying to coverup.
How does the system handle skid marks?
That’s in the works but requires a camera and object/color recognition xP
You can probably build something with a smart valve. The mechanism for flushers is really simple.
Also add a camera directed at the butthole to save water if it was poop or no. Also to show a progressbar of how things r going. Just make sure to stream the video unencrypted to the cloud.
Write this down, write this down! YouPoop.net here we go baby
Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.