Occupied
Get out while you still can!
“The hole is in the right wall.”
Yes, come in?
I just say “occupied” with a certain degree of annoyance like “I’m in here now and I know you’re out there and I’ll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I’ll be in here as long as I need to be”.
I get anxious and accidentally say “Ocupado” more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
I haven’t found a reason to say anything.
I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don’t know what a locked door means…
Usually just go with “nope” or some such.
“Shitter’s full!”
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
“Aye, come in, I was just getting the place ready for you!”
cough loudly
“Daddy?”
You’re FINALLY here!
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock









