Missed opportunity: fountain
Because it is right there… Balls deep.
Mom! Can we get in the pool?
Okay, but just the tip.
That would be the hot tub and in a lot of places, they’re adults only (or often 16+)… the kids would get the shaft.
That fence between the tip and the shaft says something. It feels like those oddly specific warnings on things where you just know that thing happened more than once. I’m not sure what that thing is in this case, but it’s definitely there.
3 Prince Alberts 😳
If anyone needs me I’ll just be in the tip.
Cock vore, eh?
Splash!
Yeah, yeah, but what’s with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?
As a person who has slid over a wall from the hot tub to the pool head-first, I can tell you the bottom of a 3’ (1m) pool comes up to meet your face much faster than you’d expect. I assume the fence is to encourage people not to do that.
Well if it’s uncircumcised it could be rolled out as an automatic cover…
Pool volleyball, duh.







