The “No Shit September” challenge!
Parttakers:
- must refrain from shitting for a whole month (at least),
- can take a single cheat day, when they can take a single shit,
- must be extremely smug about taking the pledge,
- must tell everyone they’re taking part of it.
People who fail the challenge must change their profile pictures on all social media to the shitter wojak. Those who succeed can move onto the “No Oxigen October” and "No Nut (as in food) November challenges. The challenge is done in order to raise awareness of colon cancer.
To know more about how shitting is actually unnatural, bad for your health, was made up by plumbers to both control you and sell you toilets, all while shit retention is opening your shit chakra thus leading to you acquiring psychic capabilities please watch a Chinese doctor’s YouTube video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
This is the ultimate shit post.
Where’s that post from the guy who was asking how to avoid shitting for days?
The link played a video for Domino’s. It’s like YouTube wants me to fail the challenge.
I’m afraid someone might take this shit seriously
I’m immensely disappointed that the link wasn’t a rick-roll.
can i still get the poo out if i do it manually, like our hero: goatse?
If you actually tried it, you’d risk that a doctor will have to manually get it out, but through a surgery.
I completed a 5 day no shit music festival. Next time I’ll just remember to bring paper.
The immense power of Shitckra is not for the masses!
Sounds like a lot of people will be full of shit. Literally instead of just metaphorically…
Well, fuck you, I’m three shits in before I even saw this post. Fuck you. Shit on you, in fact. Shit on all of you.
Awww yiss, opening and balancing my shit chakra as we speak.
I have never been more right and yet so wrong about the contents of a link…
You described my exact thought so well
What if I sit on the toilet the cheat day and two shits come out? D:
Stuff it back
You must instantly clench your sphincters the moment the first one comes out, no cheating!
Okay, who’s nutting in food?
Don’t kink shame. Also want to come over for dinner tonight? I’m making fettuccine alfredo.
If it’s as good as your eggplant parmesan count me in! 🍴😋
Protein maxxers?
I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.
And if you have a megacolon, though with that you might have to go Caesarian pooping by the end of the month.
