Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 days agoBoy Breakfastlemmy.worldimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoFunny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoI hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoTapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs. When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoThat’s not where I saw this going. Ha
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoCheck the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agodiarrhea for months, and not the good kind.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoPull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoDear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar! Game over, man! Game over!
Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ
We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.
=.=™
What the fffaaaa~
diarrhea for months, and not the good kind.
Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.
Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
Game over, man! Game over!