I’m guessing you no longer want to have friends?
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils
Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
Cow Tools.
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
these could kill an autistic person
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Don’t Starve’ Maxwell’s cuttlery?
cow utensils
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
