“I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?”
This is why he always goes out at night. No tan lines!
I’M BATEMAN.
Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.
Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin
He’s too cool to look at explosions.
Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn
Moontan
There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
I’m not sure how you couldn’t find it, it was the first link in my search: https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Moonbathing Also, I didn’t see any porn
They were using the search bar on pornhub
Go on…why’d you stop typing
He never said he stopped. He tried, and maybe he still trys. Lord knows Im still looking
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
There’s always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.
Well there actually was this one DC “hero” called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people’s faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
Wait maybe this is why trump uses all that fake tan!!
TRUMP US BATMAN!!!
He can’t rest until he’s avenged the death of his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein.
Was he welding in that mask?
Why is this so funny?
Edit: i mean it on the way that I’m laughing my ass off and I don’t know why. It’s hard to type the tone with this sentence.
the tone around eyes and mouth is slightly darker
if it makes you feel better i’m also getting downvotes for saying “i chortled”
yea, it’s funny. why? don’t know
No he’s Bateman
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes. An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
ok i chortled
