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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Smile and grit your teeth.

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Smile and grit your teeth.

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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    I’ve always heard the phrase as “kneading biscuits.” Muffins are made by stirring/folding in ingredients.

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    I taught all my cats to need without claws by taping on their paws whenever their nails would come out. Worked like a charm.

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    My only question for people with these nails is: how do you wipe?

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      Bidet?

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    I unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I’d wake up with wounds from the baby

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      most effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.

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    related to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎

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      How about you let people look however they like without being so obnoxiously judgmental about it?

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        Not like this.

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    🤢🤢

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    Naah. Nah. Nu-uh. That woman’s getting put down. I’m not letting nightmare ass Freddy Krueger claws near me.

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    Which gender is this again?

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