MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoSmile and grit your teeth.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down112
arrow-up1165arrow-down1imageSmile and grit your teeth.sh.itjust.worksMeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·19 hours agoI unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I’d wake up with wounds from the baby
minus-squarejustme@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agomost effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.
I unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I’d wake up with wounds from the baby
most effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.