From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.
Hell yeah brother
At my rate, probably about a year or so older.
“This position requires 6 beers experience.”
I can proudly state I haven’t had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol
The Uncle Buck plan, I approve
This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.
Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, “I did quit drinking, beer doesn’t count.”
It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.
Probably having another 10 beers.
I retired from drinking for a reason.
Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I’m drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I’m on holiday, so I can.
I would argue those “lemonades” get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.
Unless you’re drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you
I’m in South Africa on holiday, I’m drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.
But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it’s just liquid sugar, you can’t drink much of that without throwing up.
I think you’re confusing beer brands? Modelo isn’t all that sweet in my experience, but I haven’t had it in a while
My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.
I was irritated, but my friend’s parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they’re the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).
Sharing is caring. Great parents.
Idk piss?
I don’t value the piss fetisher’s psyop that you gotta “not break the seal” like you just want me to piss myself and I’m not falling for it.
With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.
I’ll be dead because I’ve never consumed alchohol
Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.
Thanks, but meth is enough for me
Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.
I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.
By 5, I’ll be wishing I didn’t have any more. By 10, I’ll be wondering how I’m even alive
The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.
“where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.
My vision is a bit fuzzy…
