So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
It’s really kind of shitty.
Needs a voice activated bidet
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
HOT POCKETS!
🤣
This guy and his mom approve.
YOU’RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
Go away, I’m baitin’.
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Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.
I’m eating.
Plenty of water in the toilet
Mobile gaming chair
Damn Dimitris grew up
