• Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    14 hours ago

    I’m not a crackpot, I saw that gnome with my own two eyes they’re fucking real and they’re plotting against us.

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      12 hours ago

      If you saw anyone else hanging around a garden or forest you might say they’re gardening, foraging, vibing, touching grass, or waiting until their mortal body is reclaimed by nature. But when it’s a gnome they have to be plotting?

      If you treat them like you would any other magical creature, spent some time to get to know them, you’d see just how wrong you were. Spend a little less time pondering your orb and little more time out in the real world.

      Besides, if you examine the statistics, you’d see that skinwalkers are the real problem. Despite making up only… But I can tell you aren’t ready to be red potioned on that yet.

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        12 hours ago

        Bro I am literally a skinwalker and I can’t believe you’d say something this racist to me. You know those statistics are skewed by the ministry to push their agenda.