I worked at a summer camp once and as I was processing a busload of 7-year-olds one of the kids got off, came right up to me and said “if you give me any trouble, I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat.” I teared up.
I teared up.
Yea, from fear, you pussy. Did you piss your pants as well?
You didn’t grow up in the Boston area, did you? Born around 1981?
Also an 80s kid, it’s a quote from a movie I think.
I don’t know, that’s about the same as what someone would have said in my friend group twenty to thirty years ago.
I think that’s the joke.
“yeah, I’m helping your dad since your mom left and all”
😎
I’d be helping myself to all those unsucked dicks
Well, get to work then 😏
Queue “Cant stop me now”
Could I swap in Queen’s “Don’t stop me now?” I feel it would help more with the gobbling.
Just tried it, it can go in and out without touching because I have a big mouth.
HAH what a burn!

Minnesota noice
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