• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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      17 hours ago

      Bare minimum 33 other people have taken what I dub the “5 demon reamin’” shit

      Also no one tells you to take the shirt off. And you don’t do it half way or towards the end… It’s a knowing. You just know. You plop that bad boy off and you literally wade through poo poo hell.

      We are all called forth sooner or later.

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      22 hours ago

      I once had to lay down on the bathroom floor in a fetal position between rounds. Sweat was literally dripping. What a way to feel alive whilst expecting death!

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        Not an MD, but that sounds like a problem you might want a doctor to look at. My partner of many years had terrible gallstones that were fairly debilitating. When it got to its worst and she started turning yellow, a few days before she had an episode like you described.

        Talk to your doctor about weird painful shits.

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          13 hours ago

          Nah, it’s called “the Revenge from Beyond”, you get it from eating Beyond burgers (or similar)

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            Uh I eat those all the time. I have never toilet-disrobed post-burger, but maybe post-long-run pre-burger? I think that has happened.