I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.
For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.
Those are just Australian Land Shark…
I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.
For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.
Nah, that’s AI. If this were really Australia, it would be upside down, obviously.
AI: Australia Inverted
Do you actually know what Australia is?
An open air prison? An English accent? A type of snake?
Do you know what a joke is?
Do you need an answer?
Do you need a hug?
I could use a hug
drive-by-hugs
Have a great day!
Nope
Do you both need to get a room?
Do you know a place?
I do but it’s got a lot of upside down sharks.
🎵 Do you know the way to Santa Fe? 🎵