Season 3 of Corn has a lot of sex in it.
I was just out looking for some smut this afternoon. Someone beat me to it. Your bounty will have to sustain me for now.
As a plant pathologist I approve this post.
Delicious huitlacoche.
there’s a dad joke in here somewhere.
This is the dad joke
Wtf is that
Corn smut, also known as Mexican truffles.
It’s delicious.
Shoutout to all our ancestors who went “I wonder if this Lovecraftian abomination of a plant is delicious and/or deadly”
It’s amazing what you will try to eat when you are starving.
Like a sea rock full of snot?
Why not try it?
To be fair, you could start with a tiny dose and work your way up from there.
Give your ancestors some credit
It reminds me of a slug nest hatching
Cool, something new I’ll have to make sure I never look up
Huitlacoche and it is fucking amazing. If you are ever in Austin, Texas go to La Condesa and order the Hongos y Huitlacoche tostada. You’re welcome.
Looks like corn that has cancer.
Help, I have been trolled
Oh fuck yeah
Gimme the butter, baby.
I prefer the direct experimentation approach. Post some and see what happens.





