• affenlehrer@feddit.org
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      I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.

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        takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple

        What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…

        continues sucking nipple