slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agothree cheers for fate!lemmy.caimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down13
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minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 hours agoI’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agotakes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it… continues sucking nipple
I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.
takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple
What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…
continues sucking nipple