Super troopers car jacker voice: You boys like rabbit holes?!?
I told you that story so I could tell you this one…
The Norm MacDonald method
“the light was on”
A wizard arrives exactly when he means to
That is one of my most used phrases. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started telling someone something simple, 10 random side conversations later, maybe I’ll remember to get to the point. It’s there that I hit them with “short story long” and then finally wrap it up…
My better 3/4 likes to ask me for info on random stuff. I like to ask if they want short or long answer.
“take me on an adventure” usually gets the best responses
Give me random info, make it long.
Reading the Malazan Books
Five books in you’re back where you began.
Well well well how the turntables
Voice notes were a mistake.
Yeah I ain’t listening to that shit.
Yes thank you - I have a second grader.
Did my mother figure out what memes are and make this?
Been doing this for most of my life, already.
Will there be popcorn and/or other snackies?
My friend regularly says then does just that
Canada huh? Almost made it…








