My troll was the mocha red eye. Four shots of espresso, coffee, milk, chocolate syrup. Could name a dance after me the way I made people shake.
I’ve done this at Starbucks before. If they give me what I ask for I can’t complain about it.
I also used to ask for a good drink and a bad drink and not let them tell me what they are going to make. Became a bit of a known person there and after a bit the entire staff really got into making terrible drinks. Good times when I had more money lol
Probably helped that I didn’t ask for that when they were busy though. Usually near close and that location was pretty slow after the afternoon rush
Me as a server.
Out Of Memory
Panic
Crash
500 Server ErrorMy extroverted friend:
502 Bad gatewayMe:
418 I’m a teapotdeleted by creator
Reminds me of this one time at Olive Garden, when I was asked what I wanted to drink, I said, with all sincerity, surprise me.
They brought me this layered drink with cream and orange soda and it was fucking magnificent. I was, indeed, surprised, and very pleasantly so.
Fuck me, I know what I’m getting the next time I land at OG.
If you ever want again, it’s called an orange cream. Although, not a lot of places know how to make one correctly.
This kind of comes up in FFXIV (one of the crafter quests). Paraphrasing from memory:
A Turali trader, hot on discovery of the next big new import, has been sampling various coffees, liquors, and remedies but finding nothing is ailing his poor energy.
Your companion, a juice maker, offers him something, and he finds it fantastic, inquiring further.
“It was literally just water, you dehydrated yourself trying all those odd diuretics.”
Water confirmed for GOAT.
Me: brings bowl of gravy.
snaps fingers








