• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

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      She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

      and love the appetizers so much they make it a regular date night spot. GENUIS

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      6 hours ago

      Pimping out your girlfriend could make them come back later. Gotta keep the line going up, have that growth mindset

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        I learned that a pimpslap is a cost-effective method of encouraging productivity that completely sidelines the necessity of a HR dept.