GOURANGA!
I recently reopened Witcher 3, and was kind of surprised by how the graphics aren’t as lifelike as my memory. I remember being a lot more impressed by the bodies when it was new.
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.
I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.
I’m dead fucking serious.
In a moment of desperation, I once used Cammy from Street Fighter as a go-to. All she had to do was stand there… So yes, I believe you. :/
Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.
Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison
Poison is more of an Andariel thing…
Blood Raven and Andariel were voiced by Nancy Drew!
Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.
