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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Flirtation

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Flirtation

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agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world
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    I just get this sinking feeling when it looks at me.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    I require more distressing memes in my life

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    https://www.vice.com/en/article/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon-10/

    A few weeks ago, he was standing behind the bar when a guy came up to him looking rather concerned.

    “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      Where are the pictures.

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      3 hours ago

      Thank you for this incredible gift. I’ll never forget it

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    I’m so primed to look for loss memes anymore that I’m actually kinda disappointed.

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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      It’ll get you when you least expect it

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    Let that sink in

    • smaximov@lemmy.world
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      No, better keep it out.

  • nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf
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    Origami?

    • agent_nycto@lemmy.worldOP
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      I found it on Pinterest. I know the original comic is from those blobfish comics but I don’t know who did the edit, sorry.

      • nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf
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        The best quality version I found:

  • root@lemmy.wtf
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    thats where the vinegar comes in handy

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      Vinegar?

      Proper pipe cleaning is done using a sodium hydroxide solution. Plus, it causes permanent blindness if it comes in contact with eyes:

      Other common uses of sodium hydroxide include: […]

      • as drain cleaners that convert pipe-clogging fats and grease into soap, which dissolves in water

      Like other corrosive acids and alkalis, a few drops of sodium hydroxide solutions can readily decompose proteins and lipids in living tissues via amide hydrolysis and ester hydrolysis, which consequently cause chemical burns and may induce permanent blindness upon contact with eyes.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide

      It’s genuinely dangerous, don’t handle this stuff if you don’t wear proper eye and skin protection.

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        sodium hydroxide

        Also known as lye, and is the main ingredient used in common household drain cleaners like Drano.

        Dangerous, but not as dangerous as Fight Club would lead one to believe.

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          I must disagree, it is much like fight club would lead you to believe.

          A friend passed out in a tub (very drunk) years ago with a teeny tiny diluted drop of the stuff in it. It straight up burned a hole in him.

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