Where pizza?
Where’s the shitpost? Don’t threaten me with a good time
Does that drink give you the shits? Any time I see “zero sugar”, I wonder how bad the fallout will be.
This is a rhetorical question, fuck monster. They sponsored Trump’s weird UFC fight.
I’m amazed by people that put those Monster scratches on their cars. Like, your energy drink of choice is that big a part of your personality?
I mean I’ve never got the shits after drinking zero sugar energy drinks.
Granted some people will because of the fake sugar that does actually give calories to your body and thus zero sugar is kinda just a lie.
How is this a complete meal without some cheese sticks?
Goated comment.
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holy shit that’s like half off!
Are you having trouble choosing which tattoo to get next?
The tribal one. If you’re badass, you get the tribal one.
Or a family crest from the first image that popped up on Google for your last name
barbed wire
Prince of Persia Warrior within is also peak mid 2000s edge.
Where’s the condom
As if sex could improve this experience
I can smell the couch OP is sitting on.
Enjoy man - if this is in a CRT TV then this is a god tier post.
Plot twist, the can is going up the ass
Hell yeah this goes hard
Are you sure it won’t be a good, good night?
Thank you, sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who embarrasses myself on the internet.
If you drink Zero you’ll never be a hero.
