Water slut
please don’t edgemaxx me while i’m drinking 3AM nightwater. The 3AM nightwater is sexy enough.
I can always tell a violet post before seeing the username
Rather have violets in my posts than roses on my grave, some days…
Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut
Only a human could have written this.
Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience
The flame of life and ingenuity burns bright in a void of soulless mimickry, a twinkling hope that, in spite of the machinery of capital feverishly labouring to churn humanity from humans, the vibrantly corporeal imperative to fuck something - anything, beyond the most improbable calculations of the machine-minds - can never be vanquished
sigh
Unzips
A group of subs should be called a puddle
I would never position myself under a glass of water, let alone raise my chin. I drink my water in the straightest way possible, from a long hard thick moist straw like a real man.
i also bob the straw in and out of my mouth the entire length of the straw, because I am eco-friendly and don’t want to waste my drink.
Im already horny all the time. How am i supposed to live my life if i sexualise even the things im bad at (like regulary drinking water i guess 😐)
Im already horny all the time.
Same.
“That’s my secret, I’m always horny.”
I always thought “hydrohomies” (and other phrases for the same group) should have been called Water Sluts.
Missed opportunity, really
I ain’t no water slut I will die of thirst.
ALFA
that’s why after i take a drink i make sure sure to make that refreshed sound of the tonque click into “aaaaahhhh.”
i make sure do it even more loudly at restaurants so everyone knows how tasty the water there is.
Most humiliation stuff makes me want to die.
What about food?
