I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol

  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

    Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

    I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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      7 hours ago

      Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?

      Cartoon NSFW

      Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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          7 hours ago

          No, it isn’t. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal and the featherless penis is pink, thinner and more twisted (but can be as long as the rest of the body).

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for any grand moments you’d like to capture.

      I don’t normally share my secret recipes.