There’s a scene where the character Louis Ironson goes cruising in the park for some anonymouse gay sex. A leather daddy starts to penetrate Louis from behind, and sound design decided to make it sound like Guy Fieri eating a bowl of spaghetti. The sounds was so bassboosted & sloppy and loud that my wife yelled at me from the other room, accusing me of watching fisting pornos, but I had to assure her that I was only watching rough man sex. Why did they make it sound like Louis has a colon like a can full of pudding? If this is accurate, then I apologize, I’ve never knbowingly engaged in this kind of sex act.
Excellent shitpost. 💯
Fucking thought i was on a legitimate movies lemmy till i saw your comment
“Get that mic up in there!” - Rod Sterling
It can sound like that, if you’re brave enough
I don’t want to be instrusive OP, but I think you may have stumbled upon a common LGBT cognitohazard. You may have received a signal that will initialize a gayification procedure in your brain. This is how lgbt people turn decent men homosexual.
Please seek help OP. This procedure cannot be stopped and it cannot be undone. It can only be slowed down, and if you begin your therapy soon enough it can actually be temporarily stalled. The goal is to halt it for long enough that you will reach the old age with as few homosexual interactions as possible, preferably of oral nature only.
Take action now. You may still avoid The Great Phallic Incursion.
