Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
There’s a lot of truth to it. I have a brother who won’t eat anything that looks too “foreign.”
Unless it course it’s one of those things that someone’s actually convinced him to try and he liked, so it forever achieves “one of the good ones” status…
Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this
There’s a lot of truth to it. I have a brother who won’t eat anything that looks too “foreign.”
Unless it course it’s one of those things that someone’s actually convinced him to try and he liked, so it forever achieves “one of the good ones” status…