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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Why can't this happen to me?

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Why can't this happen to me?

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    I can hold my own hands covered in peanut butter and jelly?

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      Ok if that’s true how did he take the picture?

      • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip
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        Timer, phone in mouth

        • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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          I can’t picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?

  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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    Does anyone have the original without the meme template

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Incredible, someone managed to create an image I wish was AI generated

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      I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

      Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

      • Tiral@lemmy.world
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        Tell us more Gpaw Boomer. What were the 2010’s like? Were there cars?

        • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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          I write to you from the muddy trenches of /b/, where the air is thick with the screech of 56k modems and the dust of deleted threads. The enemy is upon us, armed with Nokia 3310s used as blunt instruments and T-Mobile Sidekicks flipping open like deadly shurikens.

          Just yesterday, a newb on Dial-Up was struck down while trying to load an image macro; he screamed that his AOL connection timed out just as the POP-UP ADS began their artillery barrage. We fought back with Winamp visualizers blaring linkin park to drown out the cries of the normies, but the Server Lag is relentless.

          My Razr V3 is cracked, and my iTunes card is nearly empty. I fear I shall not survive to see the age of broadband. If I fall, tell Father I died as I lived: AFK in the IRC channel, waiting for a warez link that never came. Do not let my GeoCities page expire; it is the only legacy I leave behind.

          Yours in static,

          Anonymous Soldier (Sent via AIM, status: Invisible)

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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      The irony.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.

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      If I had peanut butter allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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        Some things are worth dying for.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      Crunchy or smooth?

      • a_person@piefed.social
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        Why not both?

        • Lena@gregtech.eu
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          When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter

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      Why would I have to imagine?

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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    “Let’s consummate this with the adding of chocolate to milk”.

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    I’m peanut butter, you are jelly

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Call me, OP

  • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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    Just a crypto marketing scam

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