!nottheonion
“These humans, they are attracted to rich nourishment aren’t they? These so called “snacks”, can we use them as a dopamine initiator?”
…Snack budgets? Where do they get these absolute asshole shitforbrains?
Maybe they should have a pizza party.
Don’t you think that this would be a bit over the top?
Only if i’s more than one slice per employee (drinks must be purchased by the employee).
…from the company store of course.
Business school
This reminds me when I was working for IBM ten years ago and in an attempt to be cool they have us a single beer, and then stamped our hand so we couldn’t get another.
Once a company gets into these spirals it’s incredibly hard to right the ship again.
fucking gold
here’s your beer you ungrateful swine, don’t even think about getting another
you feel like working yet?
To ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.
That’s amazing, wow
Jesus
Lifted from original thread.
I hate cantaloupe.
Your pizza party has 6.2 minutes remaining, continue merriment for the prescribed time.I read this in a strong German accent and it made me smile.
also cuts into the “fun time” that zuckerborg insisted.
I used to work for a company that would do mandatory fun every Thursday at lunch. It was one of the least enjoyable things I’ve ever experienced at work.
“The 30 minute pizza party will be deducted from your weekly budget of 60 minutes without AI monitoring”
hell no, they need to monitor the party to figure out the minimum viable morale increasing party parameters
they can’t make it that expensive ever again can they
This is a Lemmy post for a digg post for a poly market post on Twitter?
What the heck is going on.
No
It’s a Lemmy post for a digg post for a retweet of a polymarket tweet on xitter
Ohhh, thanks for clarifying.
the circle jerk is real, find your place and I hope you have a strong grip
Dude this isn’t kindergarten. Talk about deaf ears!
zuckberborg’s android do not need primitive ears of a mammal.
Have they tried throwing in a Little Caesars pizza party?
Hot 'n Ready, bitches!
This is so funny
Let them eat cake
Chatgpt, how can I create the grandest pizza morale boosting party without spending money?
They gonna ask meta ai
About that, I think I read that they have an unofficial policy like “thanks to ai coding agents, if a coding team needs more than a single pizza to be fed, it means it’s too big and someone needs to be fired”
(Now, how to delete this meta ai stuff chat in my WhatsApp? It seems I can only delete on my side but they keep the rest for training)
ya played yourself
Mark will remember this
The Rich.
