This happened to me once.
I was playing some old game on my dad’s ps1 when out of nowhere there was a loud flash of light outside, and then some rubber suit wearing guy on the TV just said “Look what I can do! Put your controller on the floor” and then just made it vibrate a bunch. I was about to pick the controller back up, but then, while I was watching, he made it like vibrate walk out of the room over to my mom’s purse to dig out her credit card information, and then used it to purchase Digimon Rumble Arena off of some website I’ve never seen before. I was so mad because my mom was totally gonna blame me for this.
Total polygons comprising his balls and member? 6. Texture resolution? 16x32.
Mmgmhgfjfddhfhhh
Edit: I hope it works like in the main menu where everything’s stretchy and you can freeze it in place
“itsa me, mario. letsa go.”
Wahoooo!
SMG4 core


