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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114arrow-down1·1 day agoIf I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·6 hours agoI’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast. Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoEvery girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·20 hours agoI’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-216 hours agoWhat if you had also taken five shots in short order? The plot thickens.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoSounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 hours agoIn that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”
I’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast.
Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.
I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit
What if you had also taken five shots in short order?
The plot thickens.
Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
In that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
Nerd!
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