That otter looks like a Democrat I’d happily vote for in the next election. It’s like the experts always recommend, “vote blue, no matter who, even if it’s an otter.”
I’ve had my local otter rep over for dinner after temple for the last three weeks, and my mother loves him. Good table manners. He helps run the local bookshop, so there’s no farkakte going on with the business. He’s a good boy. Maybe he had a glass or two much wine, but, you know, nobody’s perfect. Nobody noticed that I was drinking whiskey, so I’ll let it pass.
That otter looks like a Democrat I’d happily vote for in the next election. It’s like the experts always recommend, “vote blue, no matter who, even if it’s an otter.”
✅ cute
✅ has a soul
✅ won’t shove me in a concentration camp
They’ve got my vote!
Admittedly, I’m a little skeptical of their ownership stake in that new casino/resort in Gaza, but nobody is perfect.
I’ve had my local otter rep over for dinner after temple for the last three weeks, and my mother loves him. Good table manners. He helps run the local bookshop, so there’s no farkakte going on with the business. He’s a good boy. Maybe he had a glass or two much wine, but, you know, nobody’s perfect. Nobody noticed that I was drinking whiskey, so I’ll let it pass.
Not gonna lie; he was adorable.
except if it’s bernie sanders