I feel like this originally had a picture of a minion next to it…
Reportedly by Jack Handey from SNL
Why did I have to judge someone wearing size 9s!?
“She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their shoes, which did not make a whole lot of sense, because probably after you had walked a mile in their shoes, you would understand that they were chasing you and accusing you of the theft of a pair of shoes—although, of course, if you had walked a mile in their shoes, then you would be a mile away, and you would have their shoes, and so the understanding would, in a mechanical sense, be all on your side.”
Terry Pratchett - A hat full of sky
I can’t believe he wrote an entire paragraph without mentioning wizards and their staves.
What if they’re wearing crocs? I’d rather die than wear crocs. Also, as a proud foot fetishist, I think it’s the least sexy shoe ever made.
I place tacks in my shoes, so judge me all you want.



