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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Safe sex

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Safe sex

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    But what if they enter through the nips or worse belly button.

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      “belly button”

      That’s how you get C-section babies.

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    “Tittes” (sic) instead of tiddies?

    *Internal screaming

  • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My eggs are down my throat mommy

    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Jfc this was some deep E to be posting from, glad it didn’t take off

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        Deep E?

        • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Lol, I forget I’m not just posting on blahaj.zone, hormone cycles from estrogen HRT are not unlike hormone cycles from ovulation in terms of getting VERY horny in specific ways during parts of the week. Welcome to a weird window into trans girl lore.

          The joke is I don’t have eggs (because I am a transgirl and we don’t have those, you heard it here first) but I want girls (with dicks) to cum down my throat, because my hormones make me want my imaginary eggs fertilized and I am a transbian.

          EDIT: and my second comment was that I was definitely in ovulation mode and felt a little embarrassed posting something that excessively horny in “main” after I’d posted and was glad it didn’t get dozens of upvotes and I was gonna be recognized for it. Still not deleting though because I think it’s funny and now it’s educational too XD

          • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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            Oh, perfectly fine. I personally really enjoy blowjobs so I eagerly support your throats quest to try and get pregnant. A world with more people like you in it is a better world. (PS.: I have stocks invested in pineapple juice companies)

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    You can put it in a bottle and I’ll gladly drink it :3

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      But why is it chunky? Y’all need to hydrate.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Angel status

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    Bust on that mouth, to avoid them pouts

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    Population decline politicians… Hmm… Maybe boobs should be illegal to see! Yeah!

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      Those politicians are OK with banning boobs, cuz the models they prefer to look at haven’t grown any yet.

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    Dump it in his trunk, avoid the baby bump

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    I’d say fire it off in her ass, but that’s where Republicans come from.

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    Up the bum, no babies.

  • thallamabond@lemmy.world
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    Cover that gator, no regrets later!

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