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      It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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          Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

          Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

          Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

          MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

          MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

          Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

          Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

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              I don’t know how state this without making it graphic, but two dicks in one vagina are stimulating each other as much as they’re getting from her. If you end up in that situation there’s no “but we were both straight”. You met your homie in the middle ground. And that’s fine. As long as everyone involved is consenting adults, enjoy yourselves but call it for what it is.