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minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·7 hours agoI had a similar idea for american football. Recruit an offensive line entirely of ex-sumo wrestlers One holds the ball The rest form a protective ring around them They casually walk down the field Anyone who attempts to tackle them is thrown unceremoniously aside like trash Touchdown!
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 hours ago american football I mean, surely the team with the gun wins.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 minutes agoYou’re thinking of Pro Thunderball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpwbvFvn9W0
minus-squaremrmacduggan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoThis is literally the point of an offensive line already, you think those boys can’t sumo wrestle?
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoNot to mention many of them are easily as big as the sumo wrestlers.
minus-squaremrmacduggan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoSumo guys attack and maneuver really fast too. It’s just when they hit the open field, the football dudes are going to have a much faster 40m time.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoSomething about someone the size of a fridge being able to outrun most amateur athletes can be a little unsettling for sure.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 hours agoThat is what the offensive line is now and they can’t grab anyone to throw them aside because that would be holding.
I had a similar idea for american football.
I mean, surely the team with the gun wins.
You’re thinking of Pro Thunderball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpwbvFvn9W0
This is literally the point of an offensive line already, you think those boys can’t sumo wrestle?
Not to mention many of them are easily as big as the sumo wrestlers.
Because they’re also fast.
Sumo guys attack and maneuver really fast too. It’s just when they hit the open field, the football dudes are going to have a much faster 40m time.
Something about someone the size of a fridge being able to outrun most amateur athletes can be a little unsettling for sure.
That is what the offensive line is now and they can’t grab anyone to throw them aside because that would be holding.